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What I did not have ready when I got hurt

USPA puts fatalities at 0.51 per 100,000 jumps. The three things I needed after a dislocated shoulder in Thailand were a will, a hospital and my own records.

After my 1st injury I found I had prepared for none of it. Not the paperwork, not the hospital, not the information a doctor needed from me. Three things changed after that trip.

A will

USPA puts skydiving fatalities at 0.51 per 100,000 jumps (USPA safety FAQ).

That figure is an average over a whole population, and a skilled minority of coaches, instructors, examiners and judges accounts for a large share of the jumps in it. It is not a personal risk estimate for any one jumper, and I stopped treating it as one.

I did not have a will. I do now. The part I found harder than expected was digital assets, which a traditional will handles poorly - accounts move, passwords get reset, and the document ages faster than the estate does.

Knowing which hospital

In Thailand, several of the places Google Maps calls hospitals had neither the X-ray equipment nor the doctor to deal with a dislocated shoulder. That is not surprising when the dropzone is a long way from a city, but I found it out while injured rather than before.

Now I look up the nearest hospital that can actually treat a trauma case before I travel, and I do not assume the dropzone has it worked out.

The details a hospital asks for

I understood about half of what the Thai doctor told me about the diagnosis. I was lucky that he chose the non-surgical route.

The things I was asked for, and did not have in one place:

  • passport and ID details
  • medical history
  • insurance
  • treatment preference
  • emergency contact

I keep them together now. Sorting that out takes an evening at home and is impossible to do well from a treatment room in a language you do not speak.